One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom.
The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later)
Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he
isn't there. He doesn't exist.A little girl spoke up and wanted to
ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little
girl asked the boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yesss
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today
in school, she must not have one!
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
FUNNY CORNER !!!
Amazing Answers!!!...hahaha!!!
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble
with one ofher students.
The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade! .
My sister is inthe third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in thethird-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
theprincipal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam
he wouldgive the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreedto take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Boy: "9″.Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36″.And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-gradershould know. The principal looks at
Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boycan go to the third-grade.
"Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own
questions.Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have
only two of?Boy, after a moment "Legs."Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"Boy: "Pockets."Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?Boy: Coconut Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft andsticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he couldstop the answer, Boy was taking charge.Boy: Bubblegum Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sittingdown and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?Boy: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.Boy: Tent. Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you'rebored. The best man always has me first. The Principal waslooking restless, a bit tense and took one large peg of Vodka. Boy: Wedding Ring. Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When youblow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose. Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with aquiver. Boy: Arrow. Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lotof heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck. Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't getit u have to use your hand.Boy: Fork.
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it is longer on some menthan on others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wifeafter they're married?
Boy: SURNAME. Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lotsof veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Boy: HEART. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,"Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble
with one ofher students.
The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade! .
My sister is inthe third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in thethird-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
theprincipal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam
he wouldgive the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreedto take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Boy: "9″.Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36″.And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-gradershould know. The principal looks at
Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boycan go to the third-grade.
"Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own
questions.Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have
only two of?Boy, after a moment "Legs."Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"Boy: "Pockets."Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?Boy: Coconut Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft andsticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he couldstop the answer, Boy was taking charge.Boy: Bubblegum Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sittingdown and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?Boy: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.Boy: Tent. Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you'rebored. The best man always has me first. The Principal waslooking restless, a bit tense and took one large peg of Vodka. Boy: Wedding Ring. Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When youblow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose. Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with aquiver. Boy: Arrow. Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lotof heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck. Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't getit u have to use your hand.Boy: Fork.
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it is longer on some menthan on others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wifeafter they're married?
Boy: SURNAME. Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lotsof veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Boy: HEART. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,"Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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